Laugh with us: Politics

Síguenos / Follow us!

We were affected by the traffic. It took us five hours. I asked why, they said it was closed. I asked who is coming. They answered, the pope. I wanted to call him: ‘Pope, son of a whore, go home. Do not visit us again,Rodrigo Duterte.

Your garbage is coming home. Prepare a big reception. Eat it if you want (Duterte threatens war against Canada over trash). I was separated from my wife. I'm not impotent. What am I supposed to do? Let this hang forever? When I take Viagra, it stands up.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we,George W. Bush.

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it,George W. Bush.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. 
"Do you have Blacks, too?" —George W. Bush talking to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso.

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease,George W. Bush.

A mugger sticks a gun into a man's ribs and demands, 'Give me your money!'
Half Indignant, half shocked by the attack, the affluent man replied,
"You can’t do this! I’m YOUR US Congressman!"
"In that case", -replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk,' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly,"Winston Churchill.

We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have exhausted all the other possibilities,Winston Churchill.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire,Winston Churchill.

Compártelo / Share it!

Author: Anawim

I am a social activist. I have two Bachelor's degrees, Maths and Computer & Software Engineering. I also have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I have written nine published books, four scientific articles, and five scientific presentations. I simply want to contribute to making a difference where it counts, so that we make the world a better, more sustainable, prosperous, and fairer place. I am always willing to give free talks and lectures about the social problems that exist in our world today.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *