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Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity.Stephen King
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Don't follow your dreams, follow my twitter,#justtothepoint.
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.
I am blonde, what is your excuse?
I don't know what makes you so stupid. But it sure seems to work.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid.”

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Likes and opinions are like butts, everyone’s got one and they all stink, but that doesn't mean everyone wants to see it by any stretch of the imagination,Anawim, #justtothepoint.
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.Emo Philips.
There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those who can count, and those who can’t.
Are you superstitious?
-No, because it brings bad luck.
Hitler and his generals are going over his plans for the Jews, Hitler stated:
-"I'm going to kill 6 million Jews and a clown."
One of his generals asks him why a clown. Hitler responds, "See! I told you, no one cares about the Jews!"

NOTE: I care a lot about Jews! I love them and we all deserve to live in peace and prosperity. I am just trying to have some fun in this crazy world.

I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial,Irvin S. Cobb.
He had delusions of adequacy,Walter Kerr.
Don't cite Wikipedia in an academic paper or presentation...
Cite the sources from Wikipedia!!!
Where did the little girl go during the explosion?

Kids area:

What is the snake's favorite subject?
  • What does a mobile phone say to another phone? -Who knows what the future will brr-ing!
  • Why are owls wise? ― I don’t know, I’m not an owl.
  • The first restaurant on the moon didn't do very well. -It had great food but no atmosphere.
  • Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? — Yes, here’s a kite!
  • Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar. — Don’t worry, you’ll soon change!
  • What does a pen say to a pencil? — So, what’s your point!
  • What does a tree do when it is ready to go home? — It leaves.
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
  • The Computer beat me at chess once, but it was no match for Boxing.
  • What does a wall say to another wall? Meet me at the corner!
  • Knock Knock! -Who’s there? – Who. – Who who? – Are you an owl?
  • What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss? -Ouch
  • How do you drown a blonde? — You just stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
  • My room is not messy, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
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Author: Anawim

I am a social activist. I have two Bachelor's degrees, Maths and Computer & Software Engineering. I also have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I have written nine published books, four scientific articles, and five scientific presentations. I simply want to contribute to making a difference where it counts, so that we make the world a better, more sustainable, prosperous, and fairer place. I am always willing to give free talks and lectures about the social problems that exist in our world today.

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