Laugh with us: Computers and Technology

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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning,Rick Cook.

Smartphone, smartphone on a stick, who has the fairest profile pic?

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

Google before your tweet!

Be strong! I whispered to my WiFi signal.

-Hey! It compiles! -Ship it!

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man, and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment,Warren G. Bennis.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.

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Author: Anawim

I am a social activist. I have two Bachelor's degrees, Maths and Computer & Software Engineering. I also have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I have written nine published books, four scientific articles, and five scientific presentations. I simply want to contribute to making a difference where it counts, so that we make the world a better, more sustainable, prosperous, and fairer place. I am always willing to give free talks and lectures about the social problems that exist in our world today.

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